Beddington-based psychic Roy Dog-son thinks Italy will beat England

They think it's all Rover: It will be Saturday night

They think it's all Rover: It will be Saturday night

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Psychic canine Roy Dog-son has predicted Italy, not England, will win tomorrow’s Group D fixture.

Mr Dog-son, who lives at the Riverside Animal Centre in Beddington, made the unpatriotic forecast earlier this morning.

We were hoping the four-legged football expert would predict England will win-a-lot in the tournament, but sadly that does not appear to be the case.

Mr Dog-son thinks Jack Woof-shore will have a good game, bur Ross Bark-ley will give the ball away allowing Italy to score.

The part-greyhound part-rhodesian ridgeback was faced with two bowls, one with an Italy flag and one with an England flag.

By devouring the food in the Italy bowl he made his prediction known.

The future-seeing pooch proved his psychic abilities in the past when he guessed the Liberal Democrats would win the Sutton local elections.

Mr Dog-son was unavailable for comment when pressed to change his prediction, saying only he refused to roll over.

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Judas: Roy Dog-son is backing the Italians 

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12:55pm Sat 14 Jun 14

Michael Pantlin says...

Riverside is a fantastic help to unfortunate animals. Yesterday I took in a load of jumble to their revenue raising charity shop opposite Beddington Plough. Very neatly laid out and some nice items there. Friendly staff and dog on duty and well worth the support of animal lovers by buying stuff and donating their saleable jumble. There is also a nice cafe next door if you get peckish on your trip there.
Riverside is a fantastic help to unfortunate animals. Yesterday I took in a load of jumble to their revenue raising charity shop opposite Beddington Plough. Very neatly laid out and some nice items there. Friendly staff and dog on duty and well worth the support of animal lovers by buying stuff and donating their saleable jumble. There is also a nice cafe next door if you get peckish on your trip there. Michael Pantlin
  • Score: 7

4:54pm Sat 14 Jun 14

Tamer37 says...

20 minutes ago, a friendly ghost told me England will win by 2 goals.
England = 2 goals.
Italy = 0 non

Finchley
20 minutes ago, a friendly ghost told me England will win by 2 goals. England = 2 goals. Italy = 0 non Finchley Tamer37
  • Score: -3

1:45pm Sun 15 Jun 14

Michael Pantlin says...

Well done Psychic Dog with your correct prediction. Can you predict the result of the next Sutton Council election, hopefully a UKIP take-over as Sutton currently bucking the trend apart from MEPs.
Well done Psychic Dog with your correct prediction. Can you predict the result of the next Sutton Council election, hopefully a UKIP take-over as Sutton currently bucking the trend apart from MEPs. Michael Pantlin
  • Score: 5

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