Dead on loo for one-and-a-half years 7:39am today The mummified body of an elderly man was found on the toilet in his council flat - up to a year and a half after he died, an inquest has heard.
Exclusive: Patients brand Mayday Hospital worst in London 6:17am today Patients have branded Mayday Hospital the worst in London.	Prisoner found hanged in cell 8:45pm today A prisoner serving an eight-month jail sentence has been found dead in his cell in High Down prison.
Noisy neighbour fined 8:33pm today A noisy tenant who plagued his neighbours with late night music and loud television has been ordered to pay more than £1,100 in fines and court costs.	Winehouse will not face video drug charges 7:25pm today Singer Amy Winehouse will not face charges over a video that appeared to show her smoking a crack cocaine pipe, police have confirmed.

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Sport Warnock unclear over Bostock rumours 5:31pm today Warnock won't take action over punch 5:23pm today 20 years ago day... Alan Cork recalls Wimbledon's FA Cup triumph 7:19am today Beaten Warnock now needs to spend 7:15am today More Sport Stories	Explore Your Local Guardian Rugby star Cipriani strips off for charity Sexy rugby star Danny Cipriani shows he's not frightened of showing his tackle by stripping off for a charity photoshoot. Knife attack victim 'scarred for life' Cars and bikes seized during road safety op Bushy Park bat had rabies Time Lord's Twickenham daughter follows in his footsteps
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Skinner: Quins will bounce back 7:08am today Harlequins will learn the lessons of their final-day defeat by reaching next season's Guinness Premiership play-offs, says Will Skinner.	Noisy neighbour fined 8:33pm today A noisy tenant who plagued his neighbours with late night music and loud television has been ordered to pay more than £1,100 in fines and court costs.
England take Care and Brown Down Under 10:11am Tue 13 May 08 Harlequins top six finish in the top flight will see nine players on England duty this summer after scrum-half Danny Care and Mike Brown were drafted in to the senior squad to tour New Zealand announced today.	Dogs' home staff streak for charity 2:33pm today Staff at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home are planning to streak for charity - their hair that is.