So if you’re reading this, the internet hasn’t blown up yet. It seems like it’s about to though with the launch of the new Star Wars The Force Awakens trailer.

They’ve not given much away but there’s definitely one thing that’s standing out to everyone who’s seen it. That crazy/bad/dangerous lightsaber, unlike any lightsaber we’ve ever seen.

There was this truthful statement

This observation. We think it’s a hilt though… not an extra couple of weapons

This person gets it

And this is the truth

Although it would be cool to have lightsabers on lightsabers on lightsabers

Like, really cool

But does he need a hilt?

There was this terrifying idea

We definitely disagree about Jar Jar Binks but yes on lightsaber

There is every chance of this happening

This… is weird but kind of understandable? WE SAID KIND OF

And this is even weirder. Lick a lightsaber?! You crazy kids

Space vampires… there’s an idea

Overall though

Zhuuuuun. Zhuuuuuuuuuuun. Zhuuuun. *slices hand*