When Katie Price joined this season’s (extremely) motley crew of Celebrity Big Brother contestants, two polar opposite world views collided. And although the “clash of the Katies” failed to properly materialise, it’s hard to imagine two women with more different life outlooks than Ms Hopkins and Ms Price.

While you’ve probably never craved to be either of the Katies, there’s a fair chance you display more characteristics from one than the other. So that just leaves the question: